Day Four- "Kayak is just Kayak"

Waking up in the morning the rain had stopped and cleaned the streets. All the muck and waste had flowed into the lake. Guess where we are headed, the lake. Good thing we got all those vaccinations. We got up early and headed down to the lake to rent Kayaks. We wanted to go early because the lake is the calmest then plus today is wedding day and we need to be ready by three. Josh and I decided to go on a double, however we quickly realized that navigation on a flat bottomed kayak is not so easy. Josh told me at one point he never knew it was possible to paddle on both sides and still go in a circle. By the end we had figured it out and were able to actually make a wake behind us. We are so pro. We paddled out to a near by cliff where Josh assured me it was deep enough to jump off of. I reminded him of all the rain the night before and what is possibly in the lake. I´m such a wife. Bottom line he stayed in the boat. Jason informed me that I had taken away Josh´s dreams, or something to that effect using much less elegant language.